*Pokerface*

When u start dating a guy for more than 2 months and every goes okay, all womans:

Girlfriend:- Sweetie if u can had the perfect date, how it will be? *im sure he will answer about expensive stuff+

Boyfriend:- The perfect date is just being with you :)

Girlfriend.-*Pokerface* =|

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Gf:- Honey im bored *He won't know what to do*

Bf:- Want to do something?

Gf:- Mmm, dunno, any idea?

Bf:- Let's go to the cine and then have a dinner? :)

GF:- *Pokerface* =|

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Gf:- A guy is treating me pretty bad T-T *He will tell me to get over it*

Bf:- WHO'S THE BASTARD?!

Gf:- *Pokerface* =|

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Gf:- Love, when i'll meet ur family? *Oh god his family...*

Bf:- Oh... well didnt told ya before, but i dont have dad or mum. Brothers yes but i barely see them

Gf:- *Pokerface* =|

Bf:- But i've you supporting me, i dont need anything else :)

Gf:- *Doublepokerface* o-o

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*Girfriend analizing*
Options:

1) He's gay
2) He's a virgin that lives with his mum
3) He smokes/get drunks everyday/ use drugs
4) U fell into a come 2 months ago and now u're dreaming
5) You find the right guy for you =|

*Analizing+

1) He had many gf's before and his friends says he's a Don Juan -Not gay-
2) For the same resons wrote above he's not virging, he doesnt live with his mum -Not a looser-
3) He doesnt smoke, drinks alcohol only in party, dont use drugs -Healthy-
4) *Slaps herself* x-x -Not into a coma-
5) o__o IM SO DANM LUCKY... wait.. *see other girls* GO AWAY HOARS HE'S MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Unbelieveable.